Grease Quotes

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.

You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire; you build egos the size of cathedrals; fiber-optically connect the world to every eager impulse; grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green, gold-plated fantasies, until every human becomes an aspiring emperor, becomes his own God... and where can you go from there?

No government functions without the grease of corruption.

I hate to be a kicker, I always long for peace, But the wheel that does the squeaking, is the one that gets the grease.

I hate to take showers! Guitarists don't like showers 'cause we like the grease to build up on our fingers, makes playing more fluid.

The most genuine and efficacious charity is that which greases the paws of the priests; such charity covers a multitude of sins.

The squeaky wheel gets the grease but the quacking duck gets shot.

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease.

The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.

Everywhere, giant finned cars nose forward like fish; a savage servility slides by on grease.

I put £150,000 into the stage production of Grease and have got back £1.5 million so far. It has been a fantastic success.

Novels as dull as dishwater, with the grease of random sentiments floating on top.

It is good to be helpful and kindly, but don't give yourself to be melted into candle grease for the benefit of the tallow trade.

I'd always have it (grease( in at least two places, in case the umpires would ask me to wipe one off. I never wanted to be caught out there with anything though, it wouldn't be professional.

Grease is the word, is the word that you heard, It's got groove, its got feeling.

To me the thing with 'Grease' was that it was the first movie that as a kid I wanted to get up and do what they were doing.

We need to treat each other with consideration. In my world, the squeaky wheel does not get the grease.

If only I had some grease I could fix some kind of a light," Ma considered. "We didn't lack for light when I was a girl before this newfangled kerosene was ever heard of." "That's so," said Pa. "These times are too progressive. Everything has changed too fast. Railroads and telegraph and kerosene and coal stoves--they're good things to have, but the trouble is, folks get to depend on 'em.

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning.

Its the hinge that squeaks that gets the grease

ANOINT, v.t.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. As sovereigns are anointed by the priesthood, So pigs to lead the populace are greased good.

Greaseball, greaseball, greaseball, that's all I throw him (Rod Carew), and he still hits them. He's the only player in baseball who consistently hits my grease. He sees the ball so well, I guess he can pick out the dry side.

I like pork chops and country ham, creamed potatoes, stuff like that. Redeye gravy. It comes from ham, bacon, stuff like that. It's the grease that you fry it in. I eat a lot of Jell-O. Fruit Jell-O.