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Ifs Quotes - Page 135

...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

Lilian Jackson Braun
Profanity, Knows, Ifs
Lilian Jackson Braun (1986). “The Cat Who Saw Red”, p.8, Penguin

You shouldn't make jokes if it makes you so unhappy.

Lewis Carroll
Unhappy, Jokes, Ifs
Lewis Carroll (2014). “Through the Looking-Glass JESUK147”, p.17, Classic Comic Store Ltd.

If you’re truly present in this moment, then you are a Buddha. At least for this moment!

Leonard Jacobson
Moments, Ifs

If you're a good composer, you steal good steals.

Leonard Bernstein
Stealing, Composer, Ifs

If you want to be happy, just be.

Leo Tolstoy
Want, Want To Be Happy, Ifs

If something is easy to repair, it is easy to construct.

Leo Fender
Easy, Constructs, Ifs

If you want it, you've got to give it.

Lenny Wilkens
Giving, Want, Ifs

If a story isn't working, I'm simply unable to finish it. That's what usually tells me something is wrong.

Len Wein
Lenses, Stories, Ifs
"Speaking with...LEN WEIN". Interview with Marv Wolfman, www.marvwolfman.com.

If you gotta label me, label me proud.

Lee Brice
Labels, Proud, Ifs

If I'm going to break them, I'm going to break them both.

Lawrence Taylor
Sports, Break, Ifs
Lawrence Taylor, William Wyatt (2016). “My Giant Life”, p.139, Triumph Books

The TEN Commandments are not prefaced with "If you're in the mood".

Laura Schlessinger
Mood, Ten Commandments, Ifs

I wonder who would lead us if none of us would vote.

Larry Norman
Vote, Wonder, Ifs
Song: The Great American Novel, Album: Only Visiting This Planet

My mother told me...if you're going to get anywhere, you're going to have to do it yourself, because no one is going to do it for you.

Lance Armstrong
Mother, Do It Yourself, Ifs

If you can achieve action, you will achieve happiness.

L. Ron Hubbard
Action, Achieve, Ifs

If it is made in a lab then it takes a lab to digest.

Kris Carr
Labs, Made, Ifs

If I have to speak in public, I am terrified.

Kirk Douglas
Speak, Terrified, Ifs

Science is about nature. And God, if he exists, transcends nature.

Kenneth R. Miller
God And Nature, Ifs

Why would you want to be anything else if you're Mick Jagger?

Keith Richards
Want, Jagger, Ifs

...and that's when I get to wondering, what would happen if I told her she something good, ever day?

Kathryn Stockett
Wonder, Happens, Ifs
Kathryn Stockett (2009). “The Help”, p.103, Penguin

Wouldn't it be great if people could get to live suddenly as often as they die suddenly?

Katharine Hepburn
People, Ifs, Dies
"Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

If you really want to diminish a candidate, depict him as the foil of his handler. This is as old in American politics as politics itself.

Karl Rove
Politics, Want, Ifs

I'll drive like my grandma. I'll drive like your grandma." "You wouldn't say that if you knew my gramma.

Kami Garcia
Grandma, My Grandma, Ifs

Because of the Shewing I am not good but if I love God the better: and in as much as ye love God the better, it is more to you than to me.

Julian of Norwich
God Love, I Love God, Ifs
Julian of Norwich (2013). “The Showings of Divine Love”, p.20, Simon and Schuster

Sweets, you couldn't ignore me if you tried.

Judd Nelson
Sweet, Ignore Me, Ifs

If we do our best, God will do the rest.

Joyce Meyer
Best God, Gods Will, Ifs
Joyce Meyer (2008). “Be Anxious for Nothing: The Art of Casting Your Cares and Resting in God”, p.47, Hachette UK

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