Jars Quotes - Page 2

If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.

If I had done everything I'm credited with, I'd be speaking to you from a laboratory jar at Harvard.

It is quite common to hear high officials in Washington and elsewhere speak of changing the map of the Middle East, as if ancient societies and myriad peoples can be shaken up like so many peanuts in a jar.

my face I don't mind it, Because I'm behind it-- 'Tis the folks in the front that I jar.

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies.

My notion of an elegant table is you don't leave the knife sticking out of the mayonnaise jar.

If you took a little of Sam Cooke and a little of Little Richard, and poured it in a jar and shook it up and poured it out you would get Otis Redding.

Directing teenage actors is like juggling jars of nitro-glycerine: exhilarating and dangerous.

My daughter's tricycle said "Some Assembly Required." It came in a jar.

Her name was Maude and she drank whisky all day from a fruit jar under the counter.

Pickle jars are just pickle jars, and pickles are just pickles.

Sometimes at drive-thrus I go into Winnie the Pooh and ask for a jar of honey.

Imagine walking into a grocery there is a jar sitting there with a lid on it saying it's not carbon. That is ridiculous. It's an empty jar.

there is a poetry in making preserves; the housewife has caught duration in the snare of sugar, she has enclosed life in jars.

The first thing we looked at, in what case were people more likely to be attracted to the jar or jam, so in which case are people more likely to stop when they saw the display of jams and what we found was that more people stopped when there were 24 jams.

It is better to emit a scream in the shape of a theory than to be entirely insensible to the jars and incongruities of life and take everything as it comes in a forlorn stupidity.

He hung up on her. She'd just been hung up on by a disembodied brain in a jar. Fantastic.

It is not the being paid money in advance that jars the sensitive artist: it is the having to work.

[I spent] much of my time reminding Matt Groening that I really need to be a head in a jar on Futurama.

If America taught me anything, it's that quitting is right up there with pissing in the Girl Scouts' lemonade jar.

I collect flickering stars in old pickling jars, poking holes in the lids so they can breathe.

What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale......What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of mayonaisse with eyeballs and a ketchup haircut.

There are times when the mirth of others only saddens us, especially the mirth of children with high spirits, that jar on our own quiet mood.

Conflict, which rouses up the best and highest powers in some characters, in others not only jars the whole being, but paralyzes the faculties.

A society that feels life is the most precious thing [jars against] a society that prefers death over theft, over loss of pride, over inconvenience, and so much else.