Jerk Quotes - Page 3

I'll get cast occasionally as sort of the jerk version of myself, and I have fun doing that. But it's really better for everyone if I stay behind the camera.

Better to be a jerk that knees than a knee that jerks.

The Dauthless have the wierdest slang. Pansycake, Nose...is there a term for The Candor?" "Of course."Uriah grins."Jerks

Almighty Father, please stop making jerks. Amen...Break!

As you get to know me, you kind of figure me out, that I'm not as probably as bad of a guy that I've been reported to be. I'm not that jerk.

If I'd had a great level of success early on, who knows how I would have responded. I might have been a complete jerk.

I don't want to be known as a jerk forever.

I've made it a point here that I'm not going to knee-jerk react to anything, and especially before [Donald] Trump is inaugurated.

"Jerks," I muttered. Then I brightened. "Oh, hey. Doughnuts."

My dad was a great movie companion. He wouldn't diminish 'The Jerk.' If I liked it, he liked it. He could see it through my eyes.

As soon as you start preaching, nobody wants to hear you because then you're a jerk.

What a snarky jerk. (Obviously, I later slept with him.)

Small jerks began to appear in my legs, my walk became unsteady precisely because I wanted it to be smooth.

As I've gotten older, I've realized that things are a lot more permeable. It's not so black and white: not every journalist is a jerk.

It's tough being an actor making music, because even I have a knee-jerk reaction to that.

I don't like characters that are left being jerks at the end of the movie.

There are more great guys than jerks, so it's a huge list.

Advanced life-forms, my seweet patootie. Jerks. Both of them.

I was surrounded by jerks. I'm not kidding.

It's about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing there like jerks!

I have a big ego, and I'm a confident person, but when it comes down to being a jerk, that doesn't work for me, I tried it... for about ten years.

If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.

Kaia darling, Willaim said, nearly leaping over a stand of beef jerky in his haste to reach her. Are you here to fight the strippers who just enjoyed hours of my company? Hardly, she said, tossing her glorious mane of hair over her shoulder with a single flip of her wrist. I'm here to thank them for keeping you occupied. Please tell me they're still with you.

The trick is simply to avoid jerks. There are lots of them out there. Most people are unhappy.

The biggest Russian problem - not all Russian jerks have moved to the US and UK yet.