Jerk Quotes - Page 2

Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn this great and much-maligned Transylvanian statesman.

You know, you've got fans and 99.9 percent of them are great-and .1 percent are jerks.

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it.

I've dated jerks, so why not geeks?

I was 23 with a mullet doing lots of jerk-off material.I can't look at the old tapes now.

I was born a poor black child.

I am always the 'good guy,' and I take on the idiotic jerks of the nation.

I could be a jerk and get a lot more publicity, but that's not who I am.

I know what it's like to meet someone you admire and have them be a complete jerk.

I'm not afraid to be a jerk or anything and laugh at myself anymore.

All guys are jerks but they get hotter with age and we learn to be more tolerant.

The British press can be so annoying. They jerk you off with one hand and smack you with the other.

Hemmingway was a jerk.

I will never grow thick skin, so that you don't have to feel bad about being a jerk to me.

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey

I've been a jerk on the internet since the internet started.

If a guy is over 25 percent jerk, he's in trouble. And Henry was 95 percent.

Elections are a Western jerk-off.

Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!

My liberal friends are such a bunch soft-headed, politically correct jerks.

Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'? I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing.

If everyone really knew what a jerk I am in real life, I wouldn't be so adored in the slightest.

Don’t be friends with jerks.

There's something about a guy who admits he's a jerk that makes him forgiveable.

It never made sense to me that someone would achieve any kind of success in show business, only to become a jerk.