Jerk Quotes

I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time.

I do what I do for the people who believe in me, not for the jerks who don't.

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

Be respectful to your peers and yourself, of course. Don't be a jerk. But at the same time don't settle for anything less than yourself.

The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.

Public transportation is for jerks and lesbians.

In a democracy everybody has a right to be represented, including the jerks.

True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks.

It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks.

They say love thy neighbor as thy self , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too?

I could be a real jerk on the days I was pitching.

Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.

Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It's more often a succession of jerks.

For every 10 good things, there's always some jerk that wants to say something bad.

What is success anyway? Is success about making the most money? No. Money, for the most part, turns people into jerks.

Why do women go out with jerks? Because jerks ask.

Donald Trump is not a jerk. He's a friend of ours.

I don't need some jerk like Romney, Santorum, Obama, Bush, Clinton or the rest of them telling me that they're my leaders. They couldn't lead me across the street.

The Worst part of acting like a jerk isn't when you're doing it. Its when you realize you were.

I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.

What is known can't jerk us around unwittingly. Before anything can be resolved, the implicit must be made into the explicit.

Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.

In democracy everyone has the right to be represented, even the jerks.

I've always been obsessed by beef jerky.

I jerk off 'til I bust blood.