I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.
One of the biggest reasons I bought the Lakers was to beat the Celtics.
My mission is to kill; whether it's the Heat, whether it's the Lakers. Hopefully both. That's my mission, and that's what I'm here to do.
The best players are always in the thick of the action. (Michael) Jordan did it with the Bulls, (Kobe) Bryant does it with the Lakers and Leo does it here. We want him to stay with us because he's the best and we wouldn't swap him for anyone.
Kobe always tried to be a hero. But you know, as the saying goes, a hero ain't nothing but a sandwich.
If you don't stick to simplicity, you'll die a horrible death.
He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
When I was 17, I was a Lakers Girl; I was the youngest girl on the squad.
I am highly offended by the total lack of acknowledgement of my contribution to Laker success.
I think Kwame will be an asset to the Lakers.
I have nothing but respect for the Lakers. So many of their legends shaped who I am as a person and player.
Anybody who doesn't think I want the Lakers to win is a fool. But I'm no homer.
You're never going to be a Yankee for a day, or you're never going to be a Laker, but with Pro-Ams, they allow you to feel like you're a professional golfer and play under their conditions.
I always loved the Clippers. You root for the underdog. Obviously, everybody in L.A. is a Laker fan, but deep down inside, you root for the Clippers. If you're a true Los Angelean, that's how it happens. You always want the Clippers to do well.
Lakers just been taking care of business for a long time now. It's easy to love them.
The truth is I'm a bit old school. For me, it would be hard to put on a Lakers jersey. That's just the way it is.
I'm probably going to have to go with Kobester. He's an assassin with LeBron coming right after.
You know how I be. Last week Kobe couldn't do without me.
I don't have to make a point. I'm George Bush. I'm the president. I built that arena, so I don't have to make a point.
Since I suffered the injury on company time, why shouldn't I also be able to get surgery and do recovery on company time?
How can Benedict Arnold be reliable in what he says?
That's sort of a trick question, and I don't have a trick answer. Next question, please.
I'm not the one buying love. He's the one buying love.
There is nothing to say because I know everything about him. I raised him. I know what's a charade, and I know what's not a charade. I'll leave it at that.
My personal opinion is, how, if you never hung out with somebody, do you know them so well? I never hung out with that dude because the dude is a weirdo.
