Lap Quotes - Page 3

If you died it would be like my bones had been removed. No one would know why, but I would collapse.

Flappers sounds like where waitresses go after they're too old to work at Hooters.

Linnea.... A plant of Lapland, lowly, insignificant, disregarded, flowering but for a brief space - from Linnaeus who resembles it.

Such is the inconsistency of real love, that it is always awake to suspicion, however unreasonable; always requiring new assurances from the object of its interest.

Everything that ever happened to me fell in my lap.

Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer.

More apparent to Teamster members than any moral lapses were the tangible gains that had been steadily realized under Hoffa since his advent to power.

What is the sound of one hand?

A fellow who cannot throw a flapjack is sadly lacking in the skill one expects to find in a real woodcrafter.

Running is a gift I give myself almost daily. Even at days when everything seems to go wrong, I treat myself on the satisfaction of a lap of 30 to 40 minutes.

Was true love when you wanted to slap someone and kiss him madly at the same time?

The fact that I am still alive after 100,000 laps is my championship.

Time crumbles things; everything grows old under the power of Time and is forgotten through the lapse of Time.

There's no such thing as quitting. Just sometimes there's a longer pause between relapses.

Stop using your phones and laptops as toys and use them to start a revolution.

Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.

If you take any world problem, any issue on the planet, the solution to that problem certainly includes education. In education, the roadblock is the laptop.

A businessman needs a laptop. Athletes need massages and the right diet.

We don't know where we get our ideas from. What we do know is that we do not get them from our laptops.

No matter how corrupt and unjust a convict may be, he loves fairness more than anything else. If the people placed over him are unfair, from year to year he lapses into an embittered state characterized by an extreme lack of faith.

Sedition is bred in the lap of luxury and its chosen emissaries are the beggared spendthrift and the impoverished libertine.

You can't have a United States if you are telling some folks that they can't get on the train. There is a cracking point where a society collapses.

When I think of my Latina side, I imagine family barbecues with carne asada, rice, beans, tortillas and a jalapeno on my plate along with 'Vicente Fernandez' blaring out the speakers. Spicy food. Salsa. Tamales. Family.

First I did animation films, when I was young, in time-lapse. And then in the '80s I went directly to video. The main reason for that was that I could control all the steps.

Like Scout and her father in To Kill a Mockingbird, my father would pull me onto his lap each night in our four-room apartment and read aloud.