Lap Quotes - Page 4

For me, triathlons were something that was down to me and my fitness. Now, I really enjoy the pain in the triathlon of chasing someone down. It's a bit like chasing down Nico Rosberg in the last few laps at Silverstone - it makes you feel alive.

When I got a lap dance, because I was 17, they had to put a massive pillow between me and the girl when she was grinding me. It was weird, yet pleasurable.

I put everything in that last lap, it was very emotional when I crossed the line. It was all I had, I gave it all.

[W]e must never allow the future to collapse under the burden of memory.

. . . women were brought up to have only one set of manners. A woman was either a lady or she wasn't, and we all know what the latter meant. Not even momentary lapses were allowed; there is no female equivalent of the boys-will-be-boys concept.

Some day your head won’t find my lap so easily. Trust is a habit you’ll soon break.

I think you have to feel comfortable with your car. You have to go into Turn 1, every lap, with confidence. You have to be sure of yourself and your equipment.

I have always thought that if we began for one moment to say what we thought, society would collapse.

Chipotles to me are a one-of-a-kind pepper because they're smoked jalapenos, so they're fiery and they're smoky. It's good to use chipotles in salsas or soups or condiments - that works really well. To me, they always really pick up anything you put them in.

My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.

I don't know what I can do about the aging. Yes, I am aging. Oh my God, I'm aging all the time. It's like those flowers that wilt in front of you in time-lapse films. But what can I possibly do? Look like a lunatic?

When Liza Minelli was a child, she used to sit on my lap and call me Uncle Sammy.

Nowadays you can record on your laptop with Pro Tools, which I do quite often.

I write with a pen and paper. Never on a laptop.

How gratifying to be there when arrogance collapses. How much more so to be the instrument. (Alfred Gillette)

I never thought in a million years that I would do a weekly series.

Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.

The secret of popular writing is never to put more on a given page than the common reader can lap off it with no strain whatsoever on his habitually slack attention.

Someone will always tell you what you want to hear.

There is no such thing as a minor lapse of integrity

I must admit, the constant invasion of privacy was becoming a real concern. Ive been asked for autographs while Ive been doing laps in the pool and even in the toilet!

Can you imagine Grandmaster Flash on a laptop?

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.

Living in the lap of luxury isn't bad except that you never know when luxury is going to stand up.

I do indeed write on the road. My laptop goes with me everywhere.