Slap Quotes

I'm not really big on slapstick humor. I like gentle humor.

Comedy is difficult, especially slapstick. The trick is to have fun while you are performing it.

The confusing thing is we now live in a society where it's not illegal to be an asshole, but it's illegal to slap one.

Even if you are not ready for day it cannot always be night.

Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!

I don't usually get to play sophisticated women. I usually do the old scrubs, chavs or slappers.

Live not for Battles Won. Live not for The-End-of-the-Song. Live in the along.

Better to have an enemy who slaps you in the face than a friend who stabs you in the back.

I certainly never get above my station - my family would soon slap me back down to earth.

Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer.

Was true love when you wanted to slap someone and kiss him madly at the same time?

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.

It's not the worst thing to slap a woman now and then.

I'll take anything and slap it on a canvas.

Please — a little less love, and a little more common decency.

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.

Man has slapped nature in the face. If you slap it, it will slap you back.

A slap in the face is more effective than ten lectures. It makes you understand very quickly.

I'm completely in charge of my own life now. Sometimes there's no one there to slap me on the hand and say: 'Stop being so bullish and bossy,' and things like that.

I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss.

I don't like poetry that just slaps violent words on a canvas, as it were.

I'm supposed to be this complete slapper, that's my reputation.

The day I get too big for myself, my mum will slap me down!

If you can do no good, at least do no harm.