Lap Quotes

Police on my drawers I had to pause 40 ounce in my lap And it's freezing my balls

The plant never lapses into mere arid functionalism; it fashions and shapes according to logic and suitability, and with its primeval force compels everything to attain the highest artistic form.

I keep chicks in my lap, throwing me head fakes!

If honesty were suddenly introduced into American life, the whole system would collapse.

I'm not really big on slapstick humor. I like gentle humor.

Comedy is difficult, especially slapstick. The trick is to have fun while you are performing it.

The confusing thing is we now live in a society where it's not illegal to be an asshole, but it's illegal to slap one.

Sexually awakened women, affirmed and recognized as such, would mean the complete collapse of the authoritarian ideology

I'm no one's lap dog, you can't put me on a leash.

I used to wanna rap like Jay-Z, Now I feel I could run laps around Jay-Z, Nas ain't seen nothing this nasty, B.I.G. & Pac got it coming when I pass too. You got the mic, I ain't the one you wanna pass to

Even if you are not ready for day it cannot always be night.

I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself.

When you live in a false society, that bases its wealth upon money, then that society itself will collapse eventually. Not because I say so, because it's not based on physical reference.

Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.

Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!

Good things aren't supposed to just fall into your lap. God is very generous, but He expects you to do your part first.

It will lead many musicians out of the cul-de-sac they currently face. And those that do not understand will be cursed to make disposable music on laptops forever.

I don't usually get to play sophisticated women. I usually do the old scrubs, chavs or slappers.

I should prefer to have a politician who regularly went to a massage parlour than one who promised a laptop computer for every teacher.

I predict the Internet will soon go spectacularly supernova and in 1996 catastrophically collapse.

My schedule has not calmed down, but I'm definitely not so devastated as I used to be. Definitely cooler now. A lot of blessings have fallen into my lap, and I'm very thankful to receive all of them.

How far have you walked for men who've never held your feet in their laps?

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

I won’t kiss you. It might get to be a habit and I can’t get rid of habits.

...the collapse of tsarism, while not improbably, was certainly not inevitable.