Lasts Quotes - Page 8

I've masturbated like 5 times in the last 24 hours... it hurts... it's going to fall off.

First blood is mine. Last blood counts for more. --Artemis Entreri and Drizzt Do'Urden

Luce and Daniel fell in love for the first- and the last- time

Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing.

We came off the road of the last tour very inspired to just keep playing, so we went to Canada.

LAST, n. A shoemaker's implement, named by a frowning Providence as opportunity to the maker of puns.

Beauty is only temporary, but your mind lasts you a lifetime.

Anyone who survives a southern childhood has enough material to last a lifetime.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The biggest thing I’ve heard for the last four months is, ‘Thanks for ruining my childhood’.

My only request is that I draw my last dollar and my last breath at the exact same moment.

Hurrah Boys! Let's get these last few reds then head on back to camp. Hurrah!

I'm quite disappointed that I'm still the last man on the moon.

Welcome to We Day! Since last year, WE have volunteered over 1.7 million hours of our time!

The next big thing is the one that makes the last big thing usable.

What makes human life - which is inseparable from this moment--so precious is its fleeting nature. And not that it doesn't last but that it never returns again.

Any society, any nation, is judged on the basis of how it treats its weakest members - the last, the least, the littlest.

The last to learn of gossip are the parties concerned

I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.

Friends see most of each other’s flaws. Spouses see every awful last bit.

The greatest of all crosses is self. If we die in part every day, we shall have but little to do on the last. These little daily deaths will destroy the power of the final dying.

It's marvellous to be popular, but foolish to think it will last.

All war propaganda consists, in the last resort, in substituting diabolical abstractions for human beings. Similarly, those who defend war have invented a pleasant sounding vocabulary of abstractions in which to describe the process of mass murder.

Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.

The bitterness of joy lies in the knowledge that is cannot last. Nor should joy last beyond a certain season, for, after that season, even joy would become merely habit.