I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.
The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.
I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.
My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I declared myself King of Vegas and decided to remodel my hotel room with my bare hands to resemble King Louis XIV's bedroom at Versailles. Knocked down two entire walls, and later had four knuckle surgeries. Still wasn't as high as Rob Ford.
I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself.
I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.
People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.
The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.
Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.
It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.
Fear is never a good enough reason to do nothing
I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term.
I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...
You can't process me with a normal brain.
I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.
Defeat is not an option. Period. The End.
You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.
The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.
The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anybody could survive.
You can't criticize Bob Dylan's singing. You have to respect Billy Joel as a brilliant poet. You can't tell me there's a better rock band ever than Led Zeppelin. And if you speak during the Eagles' "Last Resort," we're done. I'm just asking for seven minutes. This stuff really matters, you know.
It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.
Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.
People ask all the time, "What are you thinking?" It's my least favorite question in the world. The last bastion of solace is my mind. It's an invasion.
