Laughter Quotes - Page 38

The truth is, if anything, I'm probably addicted to laughter.

Life is a vale of tears in which there are moments you just can't stop giggling.

The fine line between roaring with laughter and crying because it's a disaster is a very, very fine line. You see a chap slip on a banana skin in the street and you roar with laughter when he falls slap on his backside. If in doing so you suddenly see he's broken a leg, you very quickly stop laughing and it's not a joke anymore.

What is funny about us is precisely that we take ourselves too seriously.

Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

I don't think any other emotion is the equivalent of laughter. So I do whatever I can to laugh all the time and to hide my pain.

To have played and laughed with enthusiasm, and sung with exultation - this to to have succeeded.

As long as civilization is essentially one of property, of fences, of exclusiveness, it will be mocked by delusions. Our riches will leave us sick; there will be bitterness in our laughter, and our wine will burn our mouth. Only that good profits which we can taste with all doors open, and which serves all men.

One just needs a little alertness to see and find out: Life is really a great cosmic laughter.

Love and laughter go together; and laughter is one of the greatest medicines.

A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash.

It's time to end the cruel slaughter of whales and leave these magnificent creatures alone.

Low gurgling laughter, as sweet As the swallow's song i' the South, And a ripple of dimples that, dancing, meet By the curves of a perfect mouth.

The last time I saw Paris, her heart was warm and gay, I heard the laughter of her heart in every street café.

The loud laugh that spoke the vacant mind.

Home is heaven and orgies are vile, But I like an orgy, once in a while.

It happened: the first 9/11, it happened on September 11, 1973, in Chile. We did it. Was that interfering or hacking a party? This record is all over the world, constantly overthrowing governments, invading, forcing people to follow what we call democracy, as in the cases I mentioned. As I say, if every charge is accurate, it's a joke, and I'm sure half the world is collapsing in laughter about this, because people outside the United States know it. You don't have to tell people in Chile about the first 9/11.

How come there's only one Monopolies Commission?

I hope and hoping feeds my pain I weep and weeping feeds my failing heart I laugh but the laughter does not pass within I burn but the burning makes no mark outside.

The great conductor is always a despot by temperament and intractable in his ways. ... The artist is obliged to keep his laughter and tears to himself. If they want to emerge, in spite of himself, then he must hide them or unleash them in someone else.

I'd like for them to say he took a few cups of love, he took one tablespoon of patience, teaspoon of generosity, one pint of kindness. He took one quart of laughter, one pinch of concern, and then, he mix willingness with happiness, he added lots of faith, and he stirred it up well, then he spreads it over his span of a lifetime, and he served it to each and every deserving person he met.

It is cheerful to God when you rejoice or laugh from the bottom of your heart.

What laughter is to childhood, sex is to adolescence.

The love and laughter are what you need most in your life. They'll fill out all the potholes in the road.

When what we are is what we want to be, that's happiness.