Lazy Quotes - Page 14

I ask myself, 'why am I so lazy?' and am too lazy to reply.

Making work without memory is probably one of my biggest fears. It would be indistinguishable from work that is lazy.

The world doesn't give a damn about you unless you do something. Those are the rules; I didn't make them. If you are lazy, if you don't get the work that you love done, the world won't care if you die tomorrow and go into the grave and are gone and forgotten forever.

Never trust the judgment of an enthusiastic man; never trust the promises of a lazy one.

Men stop trying after a while and get lazy.

I'm so lazy. I'm on the road all the time working, so when I'm at home, my perfect date is just laying on the couch!

I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life.

When I usually use a theremin during a set, it feels...it feels good, because I get to take a break from playing guitar, it's a little rest, really, and I know that it's only five or ten minutes until the show ends and I can get a drink.

You can see areas where maybe you got a bit lazy, perhaps, or you see when you were really on form. I think an actor is very like a sportsman in that respect. You have periods where you're in terrific form.

There will always be critics eager to fashion opinions for the lazy and incapable.

I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me.

The one size fits all approach of standardized testing is convenient but lazy.

I come fresh from the street, fast on my feet, kind a lean and lazy; not much meat on my bones, and a whole lot alone, and more than a little bit crazy. The old six string was all I had to keep my belly still, and for each full hour lesson I gave I got a crisp ten dollar bill.

For the lazy, all work is difficult.

It is a lazy public which promotes a slothful and irresponsible theater.

Anthologists are lazy fellows who like to spend a quiet evening at home raiding good books.

People are lazy, and they want their fast food via the television.

Lazy and superficial men and women do not produce superior work.

You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.

Lazy people always work harder than anyone else; they're so eager to get through and lie down again.

Inspiration is a guest who does not like to visit lazy people.

Organized people are just too lazy to go looking for what they want.

Steven Spielberg seems to have wanted to be a director from 13. He put his dog in a certain position and made him eat at four o'clock. He liked to direct it. But, to me, directing is tedious. Especially if you're acting in it. And I'm inherently lazy.

Music journalists are some of the lazy, most uninspired, dull people I've ever met...

I'm not lazy, I drive everywhere myself, the dog could've learned something from me.