Legs Quotes - Page 9

The attack did not succeed as well as I had hoped, no small impediment having been the loss of my right leg.

He's the sort of player whose brain doesn't always know where his legs are carrying him.

On two legs, Mickey Mantle would have been the greatest ballplayer who ever lived.

I think the best thing somebody ever did to me was my mother opening her legs and squirting me out.

You must learn to respect," Papa said. But I do not respect her," I said. Papa paused for a moment, and patted my leg. "Then you must learn to hide your disrespect.

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

I'm an American actor. I work with my clothes on. I have to. Riding a horse can be pretty tough on your legs and elsewheres.

From the waist down, Earl Campbell has the biggest legs I have ever seen on a running back.

A committee is an animal with four back legs.

If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go with the leg kick.

Some like them fat, some like them tall, some like them short, skinny legs and all. I like them all.

A girl is grown up when she stops counting on her fingers and starts counting on her legs.

A man that has lost moral sense is like a man in battle with both of his legs shot off: he has nothing to stand on.

I only enjoy legs day! For my training, it's sort of vital and I've learned to love it, I think.

I have a form of Parkinson's disease, which I don't like. My legs don't move when my brain tells them to. It's very frustrating.

You know why I'm pulling your leg? Because I can't touch it from where I am.

The temptation to vivify the tale and make it walk abroad on its own legs is hard to deny.

We seldom break our leg so long as life continues a toilsome upward climb. The danger comes when we begin to take things easily and choose the convenient paths.

People like us who are on their last leg can only understand comedies.

The bowler approached the wicket at a lope, a trot, and then a run. He suddenly exploded in a flurry of arms and legs, out of which flew a ball.

You may need help or information from some nongovernmental organization, and the local person heading that NGO may be some West Coast, liberal-educated, no-leg-shaving, Birkenstock-wearing female uniform-hater. And you gotta deal with her.

I am doing better now though one of my legs is shorter than the other due to the operations.

I always bounce my legs when I'm sitting.

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class

The egg it is the source of all. Tis everyone's ancestral hall. The bravest chief that ever fought, The lowest thief that e'er was caught, The harlot's lip, the maiden's leg, They each and all came from an egg.