Legs Quotes - Page 12

I almost had to have my leg amputated because of an infection.

I shave my legs twice a week. It's hard the first time you do it. But I'm very lazy. For a team photo in December I just did the fronts.

Visiting Anderson Silva. He's doing AMAZING! Leg is healing fast and will be walking without crutches in 30 days.

My wit is like your legs," said Xochi. " It would be selfish of me to keep it hidden.

When your eyes go, and your legs go, and your fans go; then it's time for you to go too.

According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having your gangrenous leg sawed off, watching your home burn down or learning how to be intimate with your cellmate, but, in the big scheme of things, soon.

I haven't yet met a woman who told me, 'I wish I had shorter legs.'

I am like a table that eats its own legs off because it’s fallen in love with the floor.

Ski racers are built odd with overbuilt butts and legs.

Can you please crawl out your window? Use your arms and your legs, it won't ruin you

I'm just a potato that won't quit. I'm a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I've got legs.

A ploughman on his legs is higher than a gentleman on his knees.

First of all, when you have a doctor who cut the leg to prevent the patient from the gangrene if you have to, we don't call butcher ; you call him a doctor, and thank you for saving the lives.

Civilization is the world with its leg asleep.

There might be a dragon with five legs in my house, but no one has ever seen it.

I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.

It is strange how a scrap of poetry works in the mind and makes the legs move in time to it along the road.

I was self-conscious of what I would call my "tree-trunk legs" because they are very muscular... but now I've learned to love them.

He licked his bowl and he looked at me, and then he did the wild thing on my leg.

Are we our bodies? Is a small person less than a big person, then? If we were our bodies, then when we lost an arm, or a leg, would we be less, would we begin to fade from existence? No. We are the same person. We are not our bodies; we are our thoughts. As they form, they define who we are, and create the reality of our existence.

I bounce my knees, but I do not have restless leg syndrome. I did an interview, I don't even know who it was with, and they said I told them I have restless leg syndrome and it distracts me from my work. I do not have any syndrome.

Most people keep their brains between their legs.

If I can go every day of the week, that's great and I'll do it. Usually I can't, so it's about 4 or 5 times a week that I'll go to the gym. I just do cardio and make sure I tone. I love spin class and yoga and I work a lot on my legs and my abs and my arms.

I'm afraid they've left their legs at home.

As my Lord says, my Lord's leg is not a side of beef. Thank you, my Lord, for instructing me.