Mad Quotes - Page 15

Religion made half of us afraid to die, and the other half afraid to live.

for there is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men

The world's as ugly as sin, And almost as delightful.

Profits are not made by differential cleverness, but by differential stupidity.

When you can spell subpoena without thinking about it, that's when you know you've made it.

I was taking my dog out the other day and I met this chap who asked me where I was going. The dog is foaming at the mouth, so I explained that I was on my way to the vet to have it put down. He asked if it was mad, to which I replied that it wasn't exactly pleased about it.

I have had to learn the simplest things last. Which made for difficulties.

I suddenly had this really mad desire to have an affair with a woman. I was divorced. I was childless. I figured there's got to be one more way to really tick off my mom.

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good?

Humanity is always made up of more dead than living.

-You are on the verge of being truly mad. -No, not at all. Look at me. I can tie my shoelaces. See?

When you get over the anxiety, you discover you should have been mad a long time ago.

When I was a very young lawyer, I had a senior partner who advised me never to get mad, except on purpose.

Perhaps this is what it was all about. Leaning on God when life made no sense, as well as when the answers seem clear.

Instead of being a person to whom things happened, I became a person who made things happen.

The man who never dreams, goes slowly mad.

I’'d love to see Sting come back. The guys that had the potential to make any money and draw any money, they came. The ones that made it, made it, and the ones that didn’'t, didn’'t. The list of those who made it, there’s lots… the list of those who didn'’t make it are longer then the ones who did.

The human hand is made complete by the addition of a baseball.

Madness, and then illumination.

Fortunes are made by buying low and selling too soon.

He [Christ] died for me. He made His righteousness mine and made my sin His own; and if He made my sin His own, then I do not have it, and I am free.

A mad person sees what isn't there; A visionary sees what isn't there yet

I love to play for audiences that are simply made of people rather than so-called special people.

Books didn't make me wallow in darkness, darkness made me wallow in books.

What do you do with your anger when the person you're mad at goes off and dies? Bury it? Bury it inside you?