Marriage Quotes - Page 28

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.

Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not.

The happiness you feel is in direct proportion to the love you give.

At least it's better to be married than to be dead.

I'm not sure there can be loving without commitment, although commitment takes all kinds of forms, and there can be commitment for the moment as well as commitment for all time. The kind that is essential for loving marriages - and love affairs, as well - is a commitment to preserving the essential quality of your partner's soul, adding to them as a person rather than taking away.

Determine to pray more words over your marriage than you speak about your marriage.

You have to keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.

The old welfare system was hurting people by discouraging work and marriage. Welfare reform, and now this legislation, will build on the understanding that work and strong families are the foundation upon which we build our future.

Marriage is survived just on the basis of ordinary etiquette, day in and day out. Also cooking together helps a lot.

Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

What is marriage, is marriage protection or religion, is marriage renunciation or abundance, is marriage a stepping-stone or an end. What is marriage.

I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved; the realm of silence is large enough beyond the grave.

You can search the entire universe and not find a single being more worthy of love than you.

Marriage isn't supposed to make you happy - it's supposed to make you married.

The well-educated young woman of 1950 will blend art and sciences in a way we do not dream of; the science will steady the art andthe art will give charm to the science. This young woman will marry--yes, indeed, but she will take her pick of men, who will by that time have begun to realize what sort of men it behooves them to be.

Polygamy: An endeavour to get more out of life than there is in it

Young women with ambitions should be very crafty and cautious, lest mayhap they be caught in the soft, silken mesh of a happy marriage, and go down to oblivion, dead to the world.

Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.

My wife, the star I steer by.

My parents only had one argument in 45 years. It lasted 43 years.

Marriage is socialism among two people.

Some women marry houses. It's another kind of skin; it has a heart, a mouth, a liver and bowel movements.

All marriages are happy, it's living together afterward that's tough.