Rita Rudner Quotes about Marriage

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Funny, Marriage, Pain

Rita Rudner (2008). “I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It: Confessions of a Fiftysomething”, p.86, Crown Archetype

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

Marriage, Children, Weekend

The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.

Love, Marriage, Witty

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

Boyfriend, Marriage, Breakup

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

Funny, Success, Marriage

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