Money Quotes - Page 54

The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.

If money titles meant anything, I'd play more tournaments. The only thing that means a lot to me is winning. If I have more wins than anybody else and win more majors than anybody else in the same year, then it's been a good year.

War involves in its progress such a train of unforeseen circumstances that no human wisdom can calculate the end; it has but one thing certain, and that is to increase taxes.

I invested in many companies, and I'm happy this one worked. This is capitalism. You invest in stock, it goes up, it goes down. You know, if you don't like capitalism, you don't like making money with stock, move to Cuba or China.

When you struggle hard and lose money, you're a hero. When you start making money you become a capitalist swine.

It's simple arithmetic: "Your income can grow only to the extent you do."

Your wealth can only grow to the extent that you do!

A dollar is not worth as much as you think it is. Your honesty is worth much more.

People first, then money, then things.

It's not just the emotional, intellectual, and physical gaps between you and money. The real gap is always between what you think you want and what you actually want, deep down.

My goal wasn't to make a ton of money. It was to build good computers.

The flat tax would be so simple, you could fill it out on a post card. A post card that would say, in effect, having a wonderful time; glad most of my money is here.

Like the man said, can happiness buy money?

A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.

We can make up for lost money, but we can't make up for lost time.

For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them.

Liking money like I like it, is nothing less than mysticism. Money is a glory.

I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.

I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Money is just an idea.

Somebody steals from me, I'm gonna say you stole. Not talk to him for spitting on the sidewalk. Understand?

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

The fact that people still know us is, in my opinion, a result of our music and of the big money that runs the music industry today. The people who control the industry are accountants who recycle everything in new, nostalgic packages, and everything else, to make more money.

Rather than earn money, it was Thoreau's idea to reduce his wants so that he would not need to buy anything. As he went around preaching this ingenious idea, the shopkeepers of Concord hoped he would drop dead.