Monk Quotes

All is lost. Monks, monks, monks!

If you pay peanuts, you wind up hiring monkeys.

You can get the monkey off your back, but the circus never leaves town

I describe myself as a simple Buddhist monk. No more, no less.

The more you know the less you talk.

A genius is the one most like himself.

Silence is of the gods; only monkeys chatter.

I want you to recognize that I'm a proud monkey...

Your mind makes you dance like a monkey all the time... Now you have to become stronger; you have to make the mind dance. Make it dance on the stage of mantra. For that, mediate and repeat mantra.

Pardon me, but we did not have the time to exchange that kind of personal information," Magnus said. "I could not have known! Moreover, I wish to assure both of you that I did not make any amorous advances on female monkeys." he paused and winked. "I didn't actually see any, so I never got the chance.

Then are they truly monks when they live by the labor of their hands.

"Monkey bars," Annabeth said. "I'm great at these." She leaped onto to the first rung and started swinging her way across. She was scared of tiny spiders, but not of plummeting to her death from a set of monkey bars. Go figure.

I'm not a god, I'm not a genius, I'm not a monk, I make non-design for non-consumers. I don't know if I do exist.

Smile, breathe and go slowly." - Thich Nhat Hanh, Vietnamese Zen monk, author and peace activist.

A habit does not a monk make.

Dogs, monkeys, and parrots are a thousand times less miserable than we are.

What we must do is start viewing every cow, pig, chicken, monkey, rabbit, mouse, and pigeon as our family members.

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.

There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.

A monkey is a much better voter than a socialist. Statistically speaking, if we assume that there are two options to choose from: the "A" and the "B" - the monkey is voting randomly, so its wrong 50% of the time. The socialist, however - is always wrong.

Year by year, the monkey's mask reveals the monkey

What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

You monkeys only think you're running things.

One dies only if he's not anymore in the hearts and minds of those who know him. - Monkey D. Luffy

Moreover, I wish to assure you both that I did not make any amorous advances on female monkeys.