Monk Quotes - Page 3

Like pregnant women lose their teeth feeding the stranger, junkies lose their yellow fangs feeding the monkey.

I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey.

Have you ever seen a monkey examining a watch?

A monkey could drive this train.

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. She should go far. The sooner she starts, the better. The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.

No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito.

Some say that AIDS came from the monkeys, and I doubt that because we have been living with monkeys from time immemorial, others say it was a curse from God, but I say it cannot be that.

Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved.

I felt like poisoning a monk.

I don't want my Patronus to be a monkey! Even though that's totally what it is.

An infinite number of monkeys typing into GNU emacs would never make a good program.

Paleontologists do not have to search for famous "missing link" from which humans supposedly came, and current great apes. This link is simply the socialist - because he has both monkey genes.

People talk too much. Humans aren't descended from monkeys. They come from parrots.

I was educated by monks - I thank them dearly for the education they gave me, but I am no longer a Catholic.

If evolution works, why are monkeys still around?

Slavery is an institution for converting men into monkeys.

It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more to be anonymous.

Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there.

We are consciousness. We may not always be monkeys.

If you understand why a monkey in a family is always mocked and harassed, you understand why monks are rejected by all--both old and young.

A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.

Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys.

A few months ago, I had the pleasure of actually visiting the Playboy Mansion. I saw the peacocks, fed grapes to the monkeys, and even braved the fabled Grotto. After seeing the estate, I understood why anyone would be reluctant to leave.

What I am interested in with birds, just as I am with spiders or monkeys, is what they do and why they do it.

I listen to 50 Cent, Jay-Z, Stereophonics, Arctic Monkeys; also the musical Oliver - I can sing every tune.