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Murphys Law Quotes

Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of.

Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of.

Agnes Allen
Work, Easier, Murphys Law

There are no answers, only cross references.

Norbert Wiener
Answers, Crosses, Murphys Law
"Norbert Wiener 1894-1964". Book by Pesi R. Masani, Vita Mathematica, p. 337, 1990.

Government expands to absorb revenue - and then some.

Tom Wicker
Government, Revenue, Murphys Law

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

Mignon McLaughlin
Life, Materialism, Murphys Law
Mignon McLaughlin (2014). “Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin”, p.101, BookBaby

Every solution breeds new problems.

Arthur Bloch
Idaho, Problem, Murphys Law
Arthur Bloch (2003). “Murphy's Law: The 26th Anniversary Edition: The 26th Anniversary Edition”, p.8, Penguin

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong

Edward A. Murphy, Jr.
Murphys Law

And I also trust that there's more than one way to do something.

Dennis Muren
Trust, Way, Murphys Law

When all else fails, read the instructions.

Agnes Allen
Failing, Instruction, Murphys Law

Some people will believe anything if you whisper it to them.

Louis Nizer
Believe, People, Murphys Law

Nobody notices when things go right.

George Zimmerman
Gratitude, Cheer, Murphys Law

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance

David Lee Roth
Pounds, Murphys Law, Performances

[On social climbing:] Everything that goes up must come down.

Maxine Cheshire
Climbing, Social, Murphys Law

The usefulness of any meeting is inversely proportional to the size of the group.

Lane Kirkland
Groups, Size, Murphys Law

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.” – Chloe Traeger

Jill Shalvis
Chloe, Ability, Murphys Law

I've seen the truth, and it makes no sense.

Garrison Keillor
Murphys Law

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