News Quotes - Page 14

Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.

This country is a better place because Fox News has succeeded.

Because of the industrialization of agriculture -- using massive amounts of fossil fuel -- only 2 percent of Americans work in farming. And yet they produce enough food to feed all 300 million Americans, with plenty left over for export. When are liberals going to break the news to their friends in Darfur that they all have to starve to death to save the planet?

It's great news. The reality of negotiations today is that they take time. But these have always been conducted in a good spirit and we are very pleased with the outcome. We can now look forward to the future.

One of the most dangerous things about Fox News isn't that it's right wing but that it's nihilistic. It takes away the capacity to believe in politics.

The Gospel is good news not good advice. Advice = what we should do. News = report of what was done for us.

Evil news fly faster still than good.

If only Coca-Cola had had the kind of message to accompany its addictive deliciousness that Fox News has, we'd all be speaking Cokelish today.

We are not important to the universe. That's the bad news.

When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?

Foxes are rats in expensive coats. What are foxes associated with? Evil, wily, conniving, duplicitous, Fox News - worst news service on the planet and the evilest.

Certainly it constitutes bad news if the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit.

If the internet has taught us anything, it's that you want less news and more cats.

The biggest improvement in the flow of information in America in our lifetimes is that no single group controls the news anymore.

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.

The bigotry question goes both ways. There's a lot more anti-Christian bigotry today than there is concerning the other side. None of it gets covered by the news media.

Voting, we might even say, is the next to last refuge of the politically impotent. The last refuge is, of course, giving your opinion to a pollster, who will get a version of it through a desiccated question, and then will submerge it in a Niagara of similar opinions, and convert them into--what else?--another piece of news. Thus we have here a great loop of impotence: The news elicits from you a variety of opinions about which you can do nothing except to offer them as more news, about which you can do nothing.

Daily news and sugar confuse our system in the same manner.

One of the first rules of playing the power game is that all bad news must be accepted calmly, as if one already knew and didn't care.

I had a friend say to me the other day, I hate when I see Jonathan Metzl on your show because I know it`s bad news. I know that there has been a shooting.

I never think too far into the future. I'm too busy thinking about tomorrow's news.

in television the product is not the program; the product is the audience and the consumer of that product is the advertiser. The advertiser does not 'buy' a news program. He buys an audience.

You don't tell us how to stage the news and we don't tell you how to cover it.

The truth is, we know so little about life, we don't really know what the good news is and what the bad news is.

Ever since I've become chairman, there have been profiles of me in People, George, The Washington Post, The Detroit News, and all of them could have been written by the same person