News Quotes - Page 2

The greatest felony in the news business today is to be behind, or to miss a big story. So speed and quantity substitute for thoroughness and quality, for accuracy and context.

Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.

The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do.

Fox News is hated because they're elitists, and the worst winners television's ever seen.

The good news is that Jesus is praying for us. The bad news is that we are going to need it!

Newspapers have roughly the same relationship to life as fortune-tellers to metaphysics.

I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection! Either way we're screwed!

I cannot, whilst President of the United States, descend to enter into a newspaper controversy.

It's my responsibility as a singer-songwriter to report the news.

We relish news of our heroes, forgetting that we are extraordinary to somebody too.

He was desperate to tell his news to some other cat; he almost felt that if a mouse crossed his path he would stop to inform it that it was about to be eaten by a ThunderClan deputy.

If radio news is to be regarded as a commodity, only acceptable when saleable, then I don't care what you call it - I say it isn't news.

News is only the first rough draft of history.

The function of the press is very high. It is almost holy. It ought to serve as a forum for the people, through which the people may know freely what is going on. To misstate or suppress the news is a breach of trust.

The single most loving act we can do is share the good news of Jesus Christ, that God saves sinners.

I think watching the TV news is bad for you. It is bad for your physical health and your mental health.

News is to the mind what sugar is to the body.

Commercials are not the only junk food in the speech market - indeed, when compared to shallow news reporting, vacuous television shows, or political doublespeak, commercials are not even the most harmful to mental health.

I have to say that Adam Levine is truly a daring young man to go on Twitter to bash Fox News. He's so rebellious, so subversive. I mean, for a musician, seriously, could you find a more predictable stance than that? He's as edgy as a hacky sack, which also describes his music.

I cannot afford to watch Fox News.

That crossover of whether it's entertainment or news is the biggest crock of b.s. in television today, because it's all entertainment.

I challenge anybody to show me an example of bias in Fox News Channel.

One thing that stands out throughout the entire year was that in South Dakota we are much more united than we are divided. Now the divided part creates news, but the united part is what moves us forward.

Television news is a delicate balance of serving public good and private gain.

Television news is now entertainment, and the stories are being written by the people that have a special interest in them.