Old Lady Quotes

A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art.

I am for an art that tells you the time of day, or where such and such a street is. I am for an art that helps old ladies across the street.

History, that excitable and unreliable old lady.

I won't quit to become someone's old lady.

I am not Christ or a philanthropist, old lady, I am all the contrary of a Christ.

I don't feel like me unless I have my hair shaved. So even when I'm an old lady, I'm going to have it.

I feel like an old lady; my hero is Miss Marple.

You're not supposed to cuss when you're an old lady, and just when there's so much more to cuss about.

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.

You're mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund

There's no rage like old lady rage, just as there's no tenderness like old lady tenderness.

It felt like strappy sandals were looking really old lady-ish; really dated and not cool.

I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.

You gotta keep changing. Shirts, old ladies, whatever.

Besides, old ladies are always right. That's how they get to be so old. It's one of those things.

I want to work endlessly and tirelessly until I'm an old, old lady.

I like to wear clothes that I will wear when I am an old lady.

...I have to write to discover what I am doing. Like the old lady, I don't know so well what I think until I see what I say; then I have to say it again.

I don't want to die an old lady.

She [ Elizabeth II] is, you know, "Do-what-you're-told, Lady". But in the Commonwealth, she is much more than just a figurehead.