Onions Quotes - Page 3

Like the layers of an onion, under the first lie is another, and under that another, and they all make you cry.

Most folks call them green onions, but they're really scallions.

Titchy little snapperwhippers like you should not be higgling around with an old sage and onions who is hundreds of years more than you.

I belonged in Idle Valley like a pearl onion on a banana split.

He says I'm a regular onion! I keep him busy peeling away the layers.

...and yet could swear it was just then that I fell in love. It wasn't, of course, simply the onions -- it was the sudden sense of an individual woman, of a frankness that was so often later to make me happy and miserable.

The best kind of onion soup is the simplest kind.

Indeed, you become what you eat. In which case I am an onion. Layered, slightly sour and guaranteed to bring tears to the eyes.

Vimes stalked gloomily through the crowded streets, feeling like the only pickled onion in a fruit salad.

I never felt ostracized or made to feel strange by obsessing over The Onion or Calvin and Hobbes. That was considered completely normal.

Cigars should be like onions," she said, unfastening the catch and pushing back the pane. "Either the whole company does, or the whole company does not.

Fully stripped down, an onion is a pile of scattered layers; it has no center.

When you get into statistical analysis, you don't really expect to achieve fame. Or to become an Internet meme. Or be parodied by 'The Onion' - or be the subject of a cartoon in 'The New Yorker.' I guess I'm kind of an outlier there.

When chopping onions, just chop onions.

This was too much. "I refuse. I absolutely REFUSE to be an onion.

Onion sauce! Onion Sauce!

I’m trying to think of the last time I had onions.

A good hamburger mix: add equal parts black pepper, granulated garlic, grilled onion, onion powder and some chopped onion. And mix in a little barbecue sauce, which will add even more great flavor.

The onion being eaten, yea though it be boyled, causeth head-ache, hurteth the eyes, and maketh a man dimme sighted, dulleth the senses, ingendreth windinesse, and provoketh overmuch sleepe, especially being eaten raw

Truth has as many coats as an onion ... and each one of them hollow when you peel it off.

The beauty of doing a series is that, over the course of time, it's like peeling an onion. You're able to reveal these layers, more and more. You just don't want to reveal too much, too soon.

We're producing a movie now, 'The Onion' Movie, and it's very difficult for me to be on the set. If I'm not right in the trenches, it's very difficult for me to watch another director, because I'm not involved and it's not exciting.

People magazine with a bag of sour cream and onion chips always makes be feel a bit trashy. But good trashy.

I don't like the grilled onions for some reason. I like regular, crispy, stinky onions.

This kind of mixing of ingredients happens all the time at fast-food places... You know when you order french fries and there's a rogue onion ring at the bottom. You know, at first you're alarmed but you eat it. It all comes from the same place! You just have to go for it.