Ovens Quotes

I'm more like an oven than a microwave.

I thought I was raptured up into the air today; turns out, it was just my gas oven exploding.

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!

The Jews talk about "never again."... You cannot say "Never again" to God because when he puts you in the oven, you're in one indeed!... "Never again" don't mean a damn thing when God get ready for you!

If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done?

Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven

For years, I stored my sweaters in the oven.

Got to be the worst place in the world, inside a oven. You in here, you either cleaning or you getting cooked.

You are free, but you have to choose. An open oven bakes no bread

We are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up.

If the mother had not beene in the oven, shee had never sought her daughter there.

You and your oven are capable of great things,Remember, no two ovens are the same.

I'm a New Yorker; my oven is used for storage.

Anger warms the invention, but overheats the oven.