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Microwaves Quotes

They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.

They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.

Steven Wright
Funny, Humor, Microwaves
"When the Leaves Blow Away". Documentary, Comedy, 2006.

The New Age? Its just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.

James Randi
Age, Fifteen, Microwaves

I'm more like an oven than a microwave.

Erykah Badu
Microwaves, Ovens

I guess now music is so saturated and so microwaved. It's, like, 15 minutes in the microwave and boom, you've got something. Nobody's putting passion or any thought behind it anymore.

Young Jeezy
Passion, Minutes, Microwaves

I've never thrown out a TV set out of some hotel's window, but I have thrown a microwave out of one 'coz it was cooler.

Kerry King
Tvs, Window, Microwaves

Liberals want to burn the flag, but progressives just want to microwave it?

Stephen Colbert
Flags, Want, Microwaves

If you try to pop the unpopped kernels in the microwave, you go back in time.

Gary Gulman
Trying, Pops, Microwaves

I thought it odd that the woman was over a thousand years old but thought the microwave was primitive.

Kim Harrison
Years, Odd, Microwaves
Kim Harrison (2010). “Every Which Way But Dead”, p.40, HarperCollins UK

We are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up.

Joan Ryan
Microwaves, Ovens, Nations

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