Perl Quotes

The paperless society is about as plausible as the paperless bathroom.

I wouldn't touch a superlative again with an umbrella.

The world has become a larger place. The universe has been expanding, and Perl's been expanding along with the universe.

Women speak in the superlative.

Any false value is gonna be fairly boring in Perl, mathematicians notwithstanding.

As pointed out in a followup, Real Perl Programmers prefer things to be visually distinct.

Perhaps you should compile your Perl with long doubles one of these megaseconds.

Perl has a long tradition of working around compilers.

Perl should remain fast and intuitive (to the extent that it is :-)

Almost nothing in Perl serves a single purpose.

To Perl , or not to Perl, that is the kvetching.

I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is.

Perl programming is an *empirical* science!

There emanates from superlatives a destructive force.