Bathroom Quotes

The paperless society is about as plausible as the paperless bathroom.

The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms.

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother.

Making music for Radiohead is like going to the bathroom, I'm just going to the bathroom constantly, and millions are watching me go to the bathroom.

I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me.

I'm a leave-the-bathroom-door-open nudist, which is sometimes disconcerting for my friends.

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.

A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms.

You can talk about movies all you want, but I have this porcelain fetish. I've had it since I was a kid, because there were so many kids in my family, the only place I had any solace was in the bathroom.

I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines.

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.

I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom.

I had a stalker who was extremely violent. He broke into the studio with knives and I was locked in a bathroom.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarrassed to say so.

Dudes," He said, "Do not follow other dudes to the bathroom." Isabelle sighed. "Latent homosexual panic will do you in every time

I'm going to be on a mission. I've handled my personal vendettas and handled them well. Every challenge you put in front of me, I've handled it, dismantled it - ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.

As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and no explanation if he can help it.

I started singing in the bathroom, ... Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly.

At Disneyland, you never go backstage - even when youre in the bathroom.

Never pass up the chance to sit down or go to the bathroom.

People always tell me I'm too modest, and that I'm allowed to tell myself now and then that I'm good at something. Well okay then, the bathroom is very (beautiful) clean right now.

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about

Telling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms - if you don't know how to do it properly, it's best not to try.

I have got five minutes, some whip-its, and the key to the executive bathroom.