Pigs Quotes - Page 11

An ass is beautiful to an ass, and a pig is beautiful to a pig.

I thought I would call myself a pig before the viewer could, so they could only think more of me.

We humans will never know how meadows or mountains smell, but deer and horses and pigs do. Bando sniffs deeply and shakes his head. We were left out when it comes to smelling things, he says. I would love to be able to smell a mountain and follow my nose to it.

How many people want to read about three disreputable pigs and a dopey wolf with a disposition towards house demolition?

My coolest job was when I was 12 and I was a dishwasher at the Three Pigs Bar-B-Que for $2.50 an hour. All the fleabags and stoners worked there, so that’s where I wanted to be.

The two men were greedily hunched over the table, like two wolves disputing a carcass, but their muttered speech in the echoing hall resembled more the grunting of pigs. One was less than a wolf: he was a public prosecutor. The other was more than a pig, he was a chief commissioner of police.

It’s like watching a starving pig eat his own klunk.

A pig resembles a saint in that he is more honored after death than during his lifetime.

I love chicken fingers, I love French fries. I love desserts. I'm not just into dessert or just into savoury food. I love it all. I'm a pig. I love food. So it takes a lot of discipline to eat healthy.

What men call social virtues, good fellowship, is commonly but the virtue of pigs in a litter, which lie close together to keep each other warm.

I don't think it's a good advert for any restaurant, a fat chef, and secondly, who wants to eat a dessert when the chef's a fat pig.

Im a regular dude from Kansas who grew up with pigs and cows.

Yes, writing a novel, my boy, is like driving pigs to market - you have one of them making a bolt down the wrong lane; another won't get over the right stile.

The pigs stuck out their little feet and snored.

There was an Old Person of Bray, Who sang through the whole of the day To his ducks and his pigs, whom he fed upon figs, That valuable Person of Bray.

Given a choice between dancing pigs and security, users will pick dancing pigs every time.

Process can not be inferred from product any more than a pig can be inferred from a sausage.

You have to clean out the pig barn every week because you know your pigs are in there doing their jobs every day.

Administrators are like pigs; don't wrestle with a pig because you both get dirty and the pig likes it.

The rich fool is like a pig that is choked by its own fat.

A male chauvinist pig isn't born, he's made, and more and more of them are being made by women.

[The rumor that David Cameron maybe once did this unspeakable thing with a pig's head] it was freakish and weird. It seemed such a coincidence that I couldn't quite process it. And then, as it sank in, I genuinely had the thought, "Am I living in a Truman Show sort of VR simulation designed to send me insane?"

Magnus, you were trying to flirt with your own plate." "I'm a very open-minded sort of fellow!" "Ragnor is not," Catarina said. "When he found out that you were feeding us guinea pigs, he hit you over the head with your plate. It broke." "So ended our love," Magnus said. "Ah, well. It would have never worked between me and the plate anyway.

Most people who go into show business want to go into show business. I wanted to be Porky Pig. That was my goal in life when I was five, to which my mother said, you can't be Porky Pig. You're Jewish! I don't think she realized what I wanted to do with the pig...I didn't want to eat him, I wanted to voice him.

If arithmetic overflow is a fatal error, some fascist pig with a read-only mind is trying to enforce machine independence.