Sausage Quotes

Oh, you're one of the sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if you can sue me, you pig. You got nothing better than to put me down, you piece of garbage. You have got nothing to do today, You have got nothing to do today, go eat a sausage and choke on it.

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.

Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.

I do adore food. If I have any vice it's eating. If I was told I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, I could put up with sausage and mash forever.

A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.

Bologna is celebrated for producing popes, painters, and sausage.

Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Christmas is forced upon a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press; on its own merits it would wither and shrivel in the fiery breath of universal hatred.

Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.

If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made.

If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages.

A novel is like a sausage. You might like the final taste but you don't want to see how it was made.

I don't normally cook, but if I did it probably would be beans, sausage, bacon and eggs. I never really get to eat that to be honest.

Politics is like sausage being made. It is unsavory, and it always has been that way, but we usually end up where we need to be.

I looked at [Goering eating sausage] and I knew that what they say was true: that pigs eat the flesh of their own.

The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.

Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle.

I still have nightmares about holding German sausages over my head.

Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party.

I'll leave it to you, Sassenach," he said dryly, "to imagine what it feels like to arrive unexpectedly in the midst of a brothel, in possession of a verra large sausage.

A mighty good sausage stuffer was spoiled when the man became a poet.

There are two things you don't want to see being made - sausage and legislation.

He is the same old sausage, fizzing and sputtering in his own grease.

Profits, like sausages... are esteemed most by those who know least about what goes into them.

We came from a family where we ran our own small business. Our dad made his own products. We made our own sausages, our own meatloafs, our own pickles. Dad had to do everything himself. He had to figure out how to finance his business.