Top 4 Pliers Quotes - Quoted Daily

There's always 30 or 40 Christians standing around, saying, It's a shame that he has to die. And Jesus is saying, Well, maybe I wouldn't have to if somebody would get a ladder and pair of pliers!!

There's always 30 or 40 Christians standing around, saying, "It's a shame that he has to die." And Jesus is saying, "Well, maybe I wouldn't have to if somebody would get a ladder and pair of pliers!!"

Sam Kinison

Christian, Jesus, Pliers

HBO Special, 1985.

Everyone is a customer for somebody, or a supplier to somebody.

W. Edwards Deming

Management, Suppliers, Customers

There are symbolic dreams-- dreams that symbolize some reality. Then there are symbolic realities -- realities that symbolize a dream. Symbols are what you might call the honorary town councillors of the worm universe. In the worm universe, there is nothing unusual about a dairy cow seeking a pair of pliers. A cow is bound to get her pliers sometime. It has nothing to do with me.

Haruki Murakami

Dream, Reality, Pliers

FaceBook post by Haruki Murakami from Jul 25, 2014