They tell you that at his age, all they do is eat, sleep, and poop. And what I've learned is they can actually do all three at the same time. Who knew?
My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere.
The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down.
The great thing about having a bunch of kids is that they just remind you that you're the person who takes them to go poop. That's who you are!
Going into therapy doesn't guarantee poop on toast.
I use an app called ChoreMonster. The kids earn points for brushing teeth or picking up the dog poop. It's genius.
I do not care about the greatest good for the greatest number . . . Most people are poop-heads I do not care about them at all.
I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop.
If you get made fun of working at Pier One Imports, you can't pelt them with poop.
The fact that Gene Weingarten and I and Bathroom Inventory are now part of some kind of Matrix of Poop strongly suggests that the Pulitzer is not what it once was.
