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Potty Quotes

She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, 'Pfft, right, I'm gonna listen to a face in the potty sludge'.

She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, 'Pfft, right, I'm gonna listen to a face in the potty sludge'.

Rick Riordan
Guy, Faces, Potty

Usually the triumph of my day is, you know, everybody making it to the potty

Julia Roberts
Parent, Triumph, Potty

There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth.

Patrick Carman
Mouths, Librarian, Potty

Be good now, Potty...Weasel King.

J. K. Rowling
Kings, Weasels, Potty

Leo grabbed the neasrest thing he could find- a Porta-Potty seat- and threw it at the face. Leve me alone!

Rick Riordan
Faces, Potty, Me Alone

Did you just tell that man you went potty on yourself?" "You. Shut. Up,"I hissed back furiously and chucked the scrubs at his head. "Hurry up before they find out I didn't wet myself. You seriously owe me.

Maggie Stiefvater
Men, Shut Up, Potty

A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.

Janet Evanovich
Sex, Idiot, Potty
Janet Evanovich (2001). “Three Plums In One: One for the Money, Two for the Dough, Three to Get Deadly”, p.714, Simon and Schuster

I don't know what they are protesting at Occupy Wall Street but I'm on their side. But 10,000 protestors and one Porta Potty?

David Letterman
Wall, Sides, Potty

Maybe Scotty the Potty turned into Scotty the Hottie. Have you thought about that?

Becca Fitzpatrick
Potty, Scotty
Becca Fitzpatrick (2013). “The Complete Hush, Hush Saga: includes Hush, Hush; Crescendo; Silence and Finale”, p.307, Simon and Schuster

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