Priests Quotes - Page 2

Wherever there's trouble, look for a priest.

You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

Whores perform the same function as priests, but far more thoroughly.

In old time we had treen chalices and golden priests, but now we have treen priests and golden chalices.

Priests are often well-meaning people who haven't yet looked too thoroughly into comparative religion.

God can be good and terrible-not in succession-but at the same time. This is why we seek a mediator between us and him; we approach him through the mediating priest and attenuate and enclose him through the sacraments. It is for our own safety: to trap him within confines which render him safe.

Every man is a priest, even involuntarily; his conduct is an unspoken sermon, which is forever preaching to others.

Professors of classics - not even a professor of English - professors of classics, they're something sacred; it's almost like being a priest.

I shall always be a priest of love.

The only thing I oppose is persecuting of Eastern Orthodox priests and temples.

Great improvisers are like priests... they are thinking only of their God

One good schoolmaster is worth a thousand priests.

I am neither virgin nor priest enough to play with the inner life.

I think art is sublimated libido. You can’t be a eunuch priest, and you can’t be a eunuch artist.

Sensible men no longer belive in miracles; they were invented by priests to humbug the peasants.

Priests and conjurors are of the same trade.

I have a high priest in heaven

I sort of think of myself as part priest, part clown.

We persevere because we are preserved by our High Priest's intercession.

Priests are no more necessary to religion than politicians are to patriotism.

Once the high priests and the traders took over, we were lost as a species.

Our priests are not what a silly populace supposes; all their learning consists in our credulity.

by making himself a priest made himself a demon.

Priests were metal-reinforced overshoes. They saved your soles. This is an Assassin joke.

When I was in sixth grade, I wanted to become a priest.