Professors Quotes

Nothing exposes religion more to the reproach of its enemies than the worldliness and half-heartedness of the professors of it.

Atheism is so senseless and odious to mankind that it never had many professors.

Of all the human qualities, the one I admire the most is competence. A tailor who is really able to cut and fit a coat seems to me an admirable man, and by the same token a university professor who knows little or nothing of the thing he presumes to teach seems to me to be a fraud and a rascal.

I was taught by professors who had done their schooling in the 1930s. Most of them were scornful of, even hated, big business.

I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist.

For I must not measure the speech of a statesman to his people by the impression which it leaves in a university professor, but by the effect it exerts on the people. And this alone gives the standard for the speaker's genius.

Want to know the best thing about being a professor? Colored chalk.

I’ve heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a “professor

As a teacher, my strategy is to encourage questioning. I'm the least authoritarian professor you'll ever meet.

Culture is an instrument wielded by professors to manufacture professors, who when their turn comes will manufacture professors.

Imprisoned professors taught imprisoned students free theology.

With my early work I got eviscerated by my male professors, and so you learned to disguise your impulses, as many women have done. And thats definitely changed.

(The Nutty Professor) was a labor of love. It was a total film. It was the most productive, creative work of my life.

If you don't feel the blues, then you're not listening. Then you're just a professor or something.

Professors of classics - not even a professor of English - professors of classics, they're something sacred; it's almost like being a priest.

My dad is a doctor, a professor of psychiatry, and my mum is a psychotherapist.

Many professors are Marxists or other varieties of radicals who hate America.

A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.

Well, sir, if things are real, they’re there all the time." "Are they?" said the Professor; and Peter did not quite know what to say.

I asked an 85 year old professor, 'What makes you cry?' He said, 'Whenever I see or hear the truth.'

I'm a minister, and I serve as a minister in addition to being a university professor.

I am my own Universe, I my own Professor.

The difference between you, if you consider yourself not enlightened, and an enlightened master is not that the enlightened master has more knowledge. University professors have knowledge, and many enlightened masters have very little knowledge. Jesus probably had less knowledge than any university professor alive today in terms of raw information. Even a relatively uneducated person has more information than Jesus or Buddha ever had about things, such as political things and so on.

I never much cared for politics. I love policy, and I love international policy in particular. I got to be Secretary of State; it really doesn't get much better than that. I love what I do. I love being a professor.

Old Professors never die, they just lose their faculties.