I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.
You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole milk!" That's more of an almond milk cereal, but live your dream.
Atlantic puffins starve to death so that Danish chickens can feast on their fish.
On my mother's side I'm Polish-Jewish, and on my father's side I'm Scottish puffin.
