Chickens Quotes

I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.

If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.

Left wing, chicken wing, it don't make no difference to me.

I love long walks on the beach, big dicks, and fried chicken.

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken.

Kentucky Fried Chicken.. KFC... Keep Fooling Customers.

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.

Creativity is like chasing chickens.

Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken.

Left wing. Right wing. Chicken wing.

A worker voting for Mitt Romney is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.

Before I got in this business I was in the chicken business.

Roads are no place for naive chickens dreaming of nirvana.

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

Roasted chicken, boiled chicken, smoked chicken, fried chicken, I love them all!

How, unless you drink as I do, could you hope to understand the beauty of an old Indian woman playing dominoes with a chicken?

Don't count your chickens before they egg.

I make faces for cash and chicken.

You need a plan for everything, whether it's building a cathedral or a chicken coop. Without a plan, you'll postpone living until you're dead.

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.

What came first the chicken or the dickhead?

Anybody depending on somebody else's gods is depending on a fox not to eat chickens.

One time I tried to marry a chicken.

The chicken did not cross the road. The road passed beneath the chicken.

Come, my pretender, my fritter, my bubbler, my chicken biddy! Oh succulent one, it is but one turn in the road and I would be a cannibal!