Sandwiches Quotes - Page 2

What is the past, what is it all for? A mental sandwich?

Normally a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich if a prosecutor asks it to.

I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. Its either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple

Everyone prefers some foods over others, but some adults take this tendency to an extreme. These people tend to prefer the kinds of bland food they may have enjoyed as children - such as plain or buttered pasta, macaroni and cheese, cheese pizza, French fries and grilled cheese sandwiches - and to restrict their eating to just a few dishes.

I tell people all the time, you have to be in love with that pot. You have to put all your love in that pot. If you're in a hurry,just eat your sandwich and go. Don't even start cooking, because you can't do anything well in a hurry. I love food. I love serving people. I love satisfying people.

You can make any meal into a sandwich, and any sandwich into a meal.

I could go for a sandwich, but I’m not gonna open two jars.

I dress and eat like a fifth-grader, basically. I like sandwiches and cereal and hooded sweatshirts.

Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.

My fatal flaw is hubris. The brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches? No, seaweed brain. That's hummus. Hubris is worse. What could be worse than hummus?

Saturday night is your big night. Everybody used to fry up fish and have one hell of a time. Find me playing till sunrise for 50 cents and a sandwich. And be glad of it. And they really liked the low-down blues.

Son of a mustard sandwich, that ends tonight!

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

I can afford to get Tescos finest sandwiches rather than the basic ones.

I'm in love with the person in the sandwich centre. If she didn't exist I'd have to invent her.

I should like a parsley sandwich. To the best of my knowledge they are not in season.

A sandwich and a cup of coffee, and then off to violin-land, where all is sweetness and delicacy and harmony.

When you make his sandwiches, put a sexy or loving note in his lunch box.

Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it's never the same.

I just told you to be quiet. That's one step away from asking you to wash my laundry and make me a sandwich.

I think if you have to make sandwiches to get a ring - you should do good things for your man, but I don't think I would do that.

If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.

A grand jury would 'indict a ham sandwich,' if that's what you wanted.

The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.

I`m like a peanut butter sandwich.