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Allan Sherman Quotes

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

Allan Sherman (1965). “A gift of laughter: the autobiography of Allan Sherman”

Anyone who calls it "sexual intercourse" can't possibly be interested in actually doing it. You might as well announce you're ready for lunch by proclaiming, "I'd like to do some masticating and enzyme secreting."

Allan Sherman (1973). “The Rape of the APE (American Puritan Ethic): The Official History of the Sex Revolution, 1945-1973: the Obscening of America, an RSVP (redeeming Social Value Pornography) Document”

You may be wondering why I went from over there to over here. Well, that was choreography.

Allan Sherman (1965). “A gift of laughter: the autobiography of Allan Sherman”