Sandwiches Quotes

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?

A smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there has been one.

They have a few drinks, and maybe the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.

Bottled water costs about 2000 times more than tap water. Can you imagine paying 2000 times the price of anything else? How about a $ 10,000 sandwich?

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

I love sandwiches. Let's face it, life is better between two pieces of bread.

I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.

Life is good when you have a good sandwich.

Find me playing till sunrise for 50 cents and a sandwich.

I feel like we have to keep our eyes on the road. Being nostalgic is like taking an offramp and getting a sandwich - and then you get back on the highway. I don't want to be spending the rest of my life at the gas station.

Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597.

Too few people understand a really good sandwich.

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese

Life is like a sandwich! Birth as one slice, and death as the other. What you put in-between the slices is up to you. Is your sandwich tasty or sour?

Enjoy every sandwich.

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

You don't have to be a star to get a cheese sandwich. You just have to be first.

I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches.

Toast is bread made delicious and useful. Un-toasted bread is okay for children's sandwiches and sopping up barbecue sauce, but for pretty much all other uses, toast is better than bread. An exception is when the bread is fresh from the oven, piping hot, with butter melting all over it. Then it's fantastic, but I would argue that bread fresh out of the oven is a kind of toast. Because I'm an asshole and I refuse to be wrong about something.

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.

When you love something, whether it's jam and cheese sandwiches or wearing your pyjamas as pants, you forget that it was ever anything other than commonplace.

I cannot starve myself. I'm a foodie! I make fabulous pastas, Indian food, parathas and club sandwiches!

You don't need a pack of wild horses to learn how to make a sandwich.

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.

Today, I bought a pastrami sandwich: $13.75. Walked back out in the street - genuine Rolex watch: six bucks.