Sex Quotes - Page 42

If you're sexy and you know it put your hands up in the air. Put your hands up in the air, girl, put your hands up.

Far from poisoning the mind, pornography shows the deepest truth about sexuality, stripped of romantic veneer.

The best time of day for sex is anytime because it's sex.

I am very lustful. I am in this fortunate or unfortunate position being bisexual in that I have twice as many people to lust over. So i can get hard on tour. I dont think lust is a sin - People should have sex as much and in as many situations as possible. Then theyd be less uptight.

I would rather have a cup of tea than sex.

I've been married five times, and people think that's some bizarre thing, yet I've got buddies who refuse to get married and have sex with 15 people a week. I'm like "Which is better?" At least I was trying.

Masturbation is a meditation on self-love. So many of us are afflicted with self-loathing, bad body images, shame about our body functions, and confusion about sex and pleasure, I recommend an intense love affair with yourself

The act of sex, gratifying as it may be, is God's joke on humanity. It is man's last desperate stand at superintendency.

I think same sex couples should be able to get married.

America being behind France in upward mobility is a little bit like France being behind America in Croissants and Afternoon Sex.

If homosexuality were normal, God would have created Adam and Bruce.

It is ordinarily said that criminal law is designed to protect property and to protect persons, and if society's only interest in controlling sex behavior were to protect persons, then the criminal codes concerned with assault and battery should provide adequate protection. The fact that there is a body of sex laws which is apart from the laws protecting persons is evidence of their distinct function, namely that of protecting custom.

Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.

A little black dress is something to rely on. To fill you with confidence and ease. To have an attitude that is pure and effortless, yet sexy and classy.

Sometimes the unexpected does happen. Once, this exquisite woman fell for me. After we made love, she gave me a check for a hundred dollars. I said, "Honey, I don't get paid for sex." She said, "This is hush money."

Leonardo da Vinci was homosexual, so was Michelangelo, Socrates, Shakespeare, and almost every other figure that has formed what we have come to understand as beauty.

The Jews have never been ashamed of being Jews, whereas homosexuals have been stupid enough to be ashamed of their homosexuality.

For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.

Me, sexy? I'm just plain ol' beans and rice.

I don't know what sex appeal is. I don't think you can have sex appeal knowingly. The people who seduce me personally are the people who seem not to know they're seductive, and not to know they have sex appeal.

You might as well learn about sex from Motley Crue than your parents because it's a lot more interesting.

I came to live in a country I love; some people label me a defector. I have loved men and women in my life; I've been labeled the bisexual defector. Want to know another secret? I'm even ambidextrous. I don't like labels. Just call me Martina.

Girls learn sexiness, women teach class.

Give 'em a pussy invite.

I never think of myself as any kind of sex symbol, but I get letters from all over, all sorts. It's really cool. I get a lot from inmates, which is kind of scary. But the best was the guy who wanted to send me a plane ticket to fly me to his prom.