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Whatever does not pretend at all has style enough.

Newton Booth Tarkington (2015). “The Magnificent Ambersons”, p.4, Booklassic

The average person has one Fallopian tube.

Song: Theoretical Dick Jokes, Album: Words Words Words

Religion idolizes concepts and avoids personal experience.

Bill Johnson (2010). “When Heaven Invades Earth: A Practical Guide to a Life of Miracles”, p.87, ReadHowYouWant.com

It's very hard to teach someone how to write a song if to begin with there's no creative crop to harvest.

"Q&A: Mann & Weil on surving as songwriters". Interview with Steve Sailer, www.upi.com. July 25, 2002.

It sure did kick up some excitement in the Senate when one Senator called the other Senators 'sons of Wild jackasses.' Well, if you thought it made the Senators hot, you wait till you see what happens when the jackasses hear how they have been slandered.

Will Rogers, Bryan B. Sterling, Frances N. Sterling (1993). “Will Rogers' World: America's Foremost Political Humorist Comments on the Twenties and Thirties--and Eighties and Nineties”, p.53, Rowman & Littlefield

Satire is a lesson, parody is a game.

1967 Interview in Wisconsin Studies in Contemporary Literature, Spring.