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Corporations are people, my friend... Of course they are. Everything corporations earn ultimately goes to people. Where do you think it goes? Whose pockets? Whose pockets? People's pockets. Human beings, my friend.

"Romney heckled in Iowa; says "corporations are people". Mitt Romney's speech to fair goers during a campaign stop at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines, Iowa, www.cbsnews.com. August 11, 2011.

When you give a speech you don't go through a laundry list, you talk about the things that you think are important.

"Obama, Romney Pull Campaign Ads On Sept. 11". 'All Things Considered' with Melissa Block, www.npr.org. September 11, 2012.

PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air.

"Clinton criticized over relinquishment of Socks, but reports ignore Romney dog-roofing" by Kathleen Henehan, www.mediamatters.org. October 22, 2007.

No one's ever asked to see my birth certificate, they know that this is the place that we were born and raised.

"NBC and CBS Pounce on Romney’s Birth Certificate ‘Swipe’ at Obama: ‘Was It a Joke?’". "NBC Nightly News" with David Gregory, www.mrc.org. August 24, 2012.

I like those fancy raincoats you bought. Really sprung for the big bucks.

"Mitt Romney: ‘I Have Worn A Garbage Bag For Rain Gear’" By Amanda Terkel, www.huffingtonpost.com. March 1, 2012.

We use Ann sparingly right now so that people don't get tired of her.

"Ann Romney's campaign role gets muddled as election creeps to an end" by Tom McCarthy, www.theguardian.com. September 19, 2012.

We have a president, who I think is a nice guy, but he spent too much time at Harvard, perhaps.

"Mitt Romney’s Nutty Professor" by Tim Murphy, www.motherjones.com. April 30, 2012.

Join me in welcoming the next president of the United States, Paul Ryan.

"In The Theater Of Politics, Staging Is Everything". 'All Things Considered', www.wknofm.org. August 23, 2012.

It's not worth moving heaven and earth, spending billions of dollars just trying to catch one person.

"Obama campaign marks Bin Laden raid anniversary with Romney attack ad" by Chris McGreal, www.theguardian.com. April 30, 2012.

I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.

"For Lenin, read Lennon", www.theguardian.com. November 18, 2000.

My dad was more, "Let's play chess. Read a book, you're stupid." He's more the intellectual type.

Interview with Milla Jovovich, www.interviewmagazine.com. January 12, 2015.

We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.

"Steele: GOP needs 'hip-hop' makeover". Interview with Ralph Z. Hallow, m.washingtontimes.com. February 19, 2009.