Stupid Quotes - Page 101

We think passengers who forget to print their boarding passes should pay €60 for being so stupid.

A newspaper is a public trust, and we will suffer as a society without them. It is not the Internet that has killed them. It is their own greed, it is their own stupidity, and it is capitalism that has taken our daily newspapers from us.

You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of you.

I used to routinely break my ribs doing stupid things onstage, but I have a healthy fear of breaking my bones now.

Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.

I am dumb when it comes to learning dance steps.

When I was younger I spent way too much time thinking about me being too fat. So stupid.

When someone tells you you're not going to walk again and you spend about a year and half on your back, your clothes don't mean much. I was in a robe every day, so I gave everything away - my whole wardrobe, down to the last dress. But at some point I woke up, maybe about four or five months after having done that that, and I thought, "You know what? I really want to try to wear high heels." That's why I wanted to learn to walk. It sounded really stupid but I just wanted to see. That to me was sort of definitive to who I was. So that was my goal.

You want to be as smart as you can about being stupid.

Stupid man produces noise; clever man produces silence!

A leader whose speech is prepared by others is not a leader; he is just an empty and stupid bottle! Use your own ideas and your own brain; write your own speech, just like Gandhi, Churchill or Nehru! That is indeed a good ethics and a good honour!

Men are failures, not because they are stupid, but because they are not sufficiently impassioned.

Men of genius are not quick judges of character. Deep thinking and high imagining blunt that trivial instinct by which you and I size people up.

The sky was as blue as a stupid postcard, and the islands were as green as islands.

We're sometimes treated like the stupid cousin, so I'm always drawn to characters that make you feel good about being Welsh.

The spirit and determination of the people to chart their own destiny is the greatest power for good in human affairs.

Taxpayers deserve a government that harnesses technology to better serve the people.

Nobody likes to offer stupidity as an excuse.

A man that is ashamed of passions that are natural and reasonable is generally proud of those that are shameful and silly.

Gardening is all about optimism. I put a seed in the ground. I consistently tend it, confident I will see the results, in time, of the nurture I have provided.

When I was in college I did a lot of stupid things and I don't want to make an excuse for that. Some of the things that people accuse me of are true, some of them aren't. There are pranks, IMs.

He was endowed with a stupidity which by the least little stretch would go around the globe four times and tie.

The dogs in our lives, the dogs we come to love and who (we fervently believe) love us in return, offer more than fidelity, consolation, and companionship. They offer comedy, irony, wit, and a wealth of anecdotes, the "shaggy dog stories" and "stupid pet tricks" that are commonplace pleasures of life.

I'm always dying to do more comedic parts, I love it when I get to do something really overblown like Crazy, Stupid, Love that can just be silly. There have always been hilarious women, but I love that they are getting more and more attention.

Have patience with the quarrelsomeness of the stupid. It is not easy to comprehend that one does not comprehend.