Tourists Quotes - Page 2

If we can't export the scenery, we'll import the tourists.

If time travel is possible, where are the tourists from the future?

I don't want to be an island. I want to be more of a tourist attraction. You stop here, I take your money and you go.

I must admit that the existence of Disneyland (which I know is real) proves that we are not living in Judaea in 50 AD. . . . Saint Paul would never go near Disneyland. Only children, tourists, and visiting Soviet high officials ever go to Disneyland. Saints do not.

The bee, though it finds every rose has a thorn, comes back loaded with honey from his rambles; and why should not other tourists do the same?

[Michael] Felix and other immigration attorneys say it's possible [Melania] Trump was doing what a lot of models do - working illegally on a tourist visa.

What a tourist terms a plague of insects, the fly fisher calls a great hatch.

Autumn is full of leave-taking. In September the swallows are chattering of destination and departure like a crowd of tourists.

You're a tourist in sexual perversion. I'm a prisoner there.

I only go to places if I have a professional reason. I'm not a tourist.

To be a tourist is to escape accountability.

I have come to the conclusion that the major part of the president is to increase the gate receipts of expositions and fairs and bring tourists to town.

In an instant he became aware that the tourist was about to try his own peculiar brand of linguistics, which meant that he would speak loudly and slowly in his own language.

I'm deeply interested in the photograph as a record of an encounter and enjoy putting myself in a timeline of image-makers, alongside other travelers, such as anthropologists, colonists, missionaries, even tourists. I do that to emphasize subjectivity, rather than privilege any single perspective - I see myself as only one of many storytellers.

The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists.

The Egyptians had the locusts and in the Middle Ages there was the Black Death with the rats, but tourists are the plague of our century and we'll not survive this one.

Of all noxious animals, the most noxious is a tourist. And of all tourists the most vulgar, ill-bred, offensive and loathsome is the British tourist.

Stay away from restaurants that have menus in five languages. Thats always a tourist trap. You want to eat where the locals eat.

The tourist may complain of other tourists, but he would be lost without them.

I hope I'm not a tourist attraction - I'm sure that they come here really because St. Andrews is just amazing, a beautiful place.

Tourists who go to Africa have more of a traditional experience than Africans do. A tourist goes on safari; Africans don't.

Criticism is hypocrisy; society is hypocrisy. I'm a tourist. I'm a consumer. I do the things that I photograph and can be criticized of.

A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.

When you make a movie it's always interesting, because you end up in places you never would as a normal visitor or tourist.

To be a mass tourist, for me,...is, in lines and gridlock and transaction after transaction, to confront a dimension of yourself that is as inescapable as it is painful: As a tourist, you become economically significant but existentially loathsome, an insect on a dead thing.