Tubs Quotes

If you want to catch fish, don’t throw your net into the bathtub.

I take a baths all the time. I'll put on some music and burn some incense and just sit in the tub and think, Wow, life is great right now.

Leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub.

Given a thimbleful of [dramatic] facts we rush to make generalizations as large as a tub.

The inability to hold cash and the pressure to be fully invested at all times meant that when the plug was pulled out of the tub, all boats dropped as the water rushed down the drain.

Western doctors are like poor plumbers. They treat a splashing tub by cleaning up the water. These plumbers are extremely apt at drying up the water, constantly inventing new, expensive, and refined methods of drying up water. Somebody should teach them how to close the tap.

Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line?

I've got huge tubs full of X-Files memorobilia that I can sell on eBay.

It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.

Ben & Jerry's is an indulgent dessert that should be eaten in moderation. You should not be replacing more than one meal a day with ice cream. We do not consider a pint or a tub of ice cream to be a single serving.

Gee, this isn't like I imagined it would be in the bathtub.

Every tub must stand upon its bottom.

I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

Every tub sits on its bottom.

A nude by Degas is chaste. But his women wash in tubs!

Advocacy of leaf protein as a human food is based on the undisputed fact that forage crops (such as lucerne) give a greater yield of protein than other types of crops. Even with conventional food crops there is more protein in the leafy parts than in the seeds or tubs that are usually harvested.

I have a beautiful, big bathtub.

The main thing is to not cut yourself and bleed to death in the tub.

Diogenes found more rest in his tub than Alexander on his throne.

I like to read either in motion or in water... I am happiest reading in the bathtub.

I love going to the movies and getting Raisinets, a big tub of popcorn and a Coke. That's definitely a guilty pleasure because I can't be doing that all the time.

Being in a floodplain is like sitting down in a bathtub.

Books take their place according to their specific gravity as surely as potatoes in a tub.

We are a nation of 20 million bathrooms, with a humanist in every tub.

Nothing changes instantaneously: in a gradually heating bathtub you'd be boiled to death before you knew it.